- every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
- using my mom's/dad's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
- using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
(Source: squidwurd)
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
when you send a risky text and dont get a reply
i literally dont know if i want to shoot myself or shoot you



