you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
- Snape: be careful
- Snape: people might think you're
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Hermione:
- Ron:
- Snape:
- Universe:
- God:
- Snape:
- Snape: up
- Snape: to something
What did you think of the movie adaptation?
- Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
- Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!
- Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
- Petunia: ...
- Dumbledore: And this is crazy
- Dumbledore: Your sister died
- Dumbledore: So here's her baby
- Petunia: ...
