The Center Of The Ring: Archive

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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step one: take out homework

step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Watch

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Feb 28th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Can we just discuss the flawlessness of the new...

Like I’m hardly her biggest fan, but Give Me All You Luvin and Girl Gone Wild are SLAYING me.

Feb 28th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

Feb 26th

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I was going to shower before bed

But I’ll just be gross till morning. Goodnight.

Feb 26th

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Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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The five stages of running

the-absolute-funniest-posts: An hour before running: I don’t wanna run today. 5 minutes before running: I’m pumped! Let’s do this! While running: Can’t breathe… Must keep going… Run to the rythm of my music… Don’t die… 5 minutes after running: Everything’s awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life! An hour after running: I. Am going. To die. FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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When someone messages me and when I reply they...

totally-relatable: (via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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When you stretch in class and your inner porn star...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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My name is Addi and my mother yells at me for...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Doctor Who Series 6 is just like

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Feb 25th

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